Went on tinder for the first time in 2 yrs lmao ok bye
UPDATE: i thought i could just move on but i need to know
UPDATE 2
I will never not reblog this little cutie
This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.
He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.
I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes.
JOHN MULANEY
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020
A fallen merman taking his last breaths, for some, the stuff of nightmares, for others, the stuff of dreams.
Hauntingly beautiful scupture ‘And then I saw Colby on the Street and my fantasy died’ by Cameron Stalheim.Definitely the stuff of dreams for me. And I know who I’ll be dreaming of…This is absolutely breathtaking but is that thing supposed to be his penis??
there should be a new emotion added to the spectrum of emotion called “the feeling u get when u were obsessed with supernatural in like 2012 and carry on wayward son comes on and it’s a genuinely good song but you feel like a ghost has walked through your body”
what if elle woods from legally blonde had been harry’s lawyer during his hearing in the order of the phoenix
Elle vs. Umbridge is a fight I’d pay to see
Good pink vs Bad pink
“You can produce a full patronus?”
“What, like it’s hard?”
I fucking hate you guys
